How To Spot a Bad Argument

I happened to spot this conversation:

bob:
you have to be a complete idiot to buy this over the iphone 3gs

ali:
Bob,

Thank you for that well thought out, articulated, and thoughtful comment backed by facts and supporting points you specified.

Let me help you out here. Whenever you feel the urge to end a sentence like “OmGz Iph0Ne iz teh L33tzorz”, ask yourself “did I put the word ‘because’ in there?” If not, then you could sound like a bigger idiot than originally anticipated!

Here, I’ll show you a few examples:
Hai Gaiz, Teh N97 PWNZERZ teh Iph0ne(lol) cuz:
1.) Iph0ne(lol) is STILL more xpensive cuz of karrier h|dd3n pheez which yuo dn’t have 2 pay if you dun use a iph0ne(lol)

2.) Iph0ne(lol) laks maj0r feetures laik:
-DVD Qualety kamkorder on teh N97 w/ Karl Zeiss lenz
-QWERTY (I’m drunk) Keyboard to drunk txt ur mom
-32gb + Xpandable memory
-My phone is teh sexier than ur phone

Iphone 3.0 haz MMS SUPPORT YAIIIII!!! YUO KAN SEND MMS MSGS NOW WOOT

See how it’s done? I charge by the hour for internet trolling lessons, look me up and send me a MMS from your new iphone ;)

Heh.

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